Golfer Toilet Paper

1 roll - $14.95 plus shipping
10 rolls - $89.50*
20 rolls - $169.00*
40 rolls - $318.00*
*wholesale price includes UPS Ground shipping

PERFECT gag when you switch out the TP in the golfer's bathroom ! Hear the laughter through the door.

Great for birthday, anniversary, golf tournament prize, golf banquet centerpieces, or just any day when a laugh is desired.

Sale Price: $14.95 – $318.00

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Golfer Toilet Paper

Vases & Other Stuff:

RealMoneyTree

Your RealMoneyTree is made from a real spendable $1 bill and is planted in a small terra cotta pot. Each order is packaged with 2 packets of RealMoneyTree seeds, a $1 bill "shirt" with folding instructions, and a booklet titled "Yes, Money Does Grow". Great gift for anyone in your life who's always saying "money doesn't grow on trees", Mother's Day, Father's Day Gift or for a Graduation Gift.

Price: $19.95

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Toilet Paper - 1st Anniversary

$14.95 per roll
2 rolls for $24.95

That's right, toilet paper printed with "Happy 1st "Paper" Anniversary! Start your paper Anniversary morning with a laugh, when you've switched out the t.p. the night before ! Let the good times roll !!!

If you wish to order 2 different rolls (from our selection of 10 in right column, scroll down) then order 1 roll of each TP and we'll adjust your price by $5 before we charge your order and email you a corrected confirmation.

NOTE TO HUSBANDS: if you are considering ordering just the TP from us, without paper roses too, we hope you have something romantic planned for her too - TP will get you a laugh. JustPaperRoses will get you... whatever you are looking for on your Anniversary night

FREE STANDARD SHIPPING

(5 business day delivery) FOR ORDERS OVER $60 SHIPPED WITHIN THE USA.

SHIPPING IS PER ORDER (NOT PER ITEM) TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO ORDER $60 OR MORE, WHERE SHIPPING IS EITHER FREE OR EXPEDITED SHIPPING IS DISCOUNTED TOO!

Non-USA shipping available - we ship EVERYWHERE including FREE shipping to APO/FPO military addresses!

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Price: $14.95 – $24.95

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I Love You From Top To Bottom

$14.95 per roll
2 rolls for $24.95

What could be a better expression of your love?

Great for Valentine's Day, Birthday, or just any day when you want a special way to say "I Love You" !!!

Let the good times roll !!!

If you wish to order 2 different rolls (from our selection of 10) then order 1 roll of each TP and we'll adjust your price by $5 before we charge your order and email you a corrected confirmation.

FREE STANDARD SHIPPING

(5 business day delivery) FOR ORDERS OVER $60 SHIPPED WITHIN THE USA.

SHIPPING IS PER ORDER (NOT PER ITEM) TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO ORDER $60 OR MORE, WHERE SHIPPING IS EITHER FREE OR EXPEDITED SHIPPING IS DISCOUNTED TOO!

Non-USA shipping available - we ship EVERYWHERE including FREE shipping to APO/FPO military addresses!

more on SHIPPING (click)

Price: $14.95 – $24.95

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Toilet Paper - Happy Anniversary

$14.95 per roll
2 rolls for $24.95

That's right, toilet paper printed with "Happy Anniversary I Love You"! Start your Anniversary morning with a laugh, when you've switched out the t.p. the night before ! Let the good times roll !!!

If you wish to order 2 different rolls (from our selection of 10 in right column, scroll down) then order 1 roll of each TP and we'll adjust your price by $5 before we charge your order and email you a corrected confirmation.

NOTE TO HUSBANDS: if you are considering ordering just the TP from us, without our roses too, we hope you have something romantic planned for her too - TP will get you a laugh. our roses will get you... whatever you are looking for on your Anniversary night

FREE STANDARD SHIPPING

(5 business day delivery) FOR ORDERS OVER $60 SHIPPED WITHIN THE USA.

SHIPPING IS PER ORDER (NOT PER ITEM) TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO ORDER $60 OR MORE, WHERE SHIPPING IS EITHER FREE OR EXPEDITED SHIPPING IS DISCOUNTED TOO!

Non-USA shipping available - we ship EVERYWHERE including FREE shipping to APO/FPO military addresses!

more on SHIPPING (click)

Price: $14.95 – $24.95

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Happy Birthday !!!

$14.95 per roll

Start his/her birthday morning off with a big laugh (thru the bathroom door) when you've switched the TP the night before. Choose I/We below.

Price: $14.95

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Choose I/We

Love Is Sharing a Roll !

$14.95 per roll

What could be a better expression of your love on Valentine's Day?

Create a Wedding Night memory? How about "the biggest laugh I ever heard from my bride/groom, thru the bathroom door"?

Great for Valentine's Day, Birthday, Anniversary, or just a day when you want to say "Thanks for Sharing !".

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HIS/HERS

HIS/HIS

HERS/HERS

Price: $14.95

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Toilet Paper Choices

Mother's Day - Thanks for my first wipe !

$14.95 per roll

You wouldn't give your Mom toilet paper for a Mother's Day gift, would you ???

Price: $14.95

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Toilet Paper "NO *&%!"

$14.95 per roll

OK, haven't you always wanted to say this to someone ??? Now you can...

Price: $14.95

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Will You Marry Me TP ?

$14.95 per roll

A marriage proposal that is certainly different than most!

Price: $14.95

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"I DO !"

$14.95 per roll

reaffirm your vows on your Wedding night when you switch out the TP in your honeymoon room ???

Price: $14.95

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